my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

Evil Vengaboys BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM / GET OUT MY FUCKING ROOM / WONT SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER / YOU GOT RESTRAINING ORDER

Sometimes you're a full blown communist but you're tired and you wish you could even have the bare minimum amount of dignity and ease in your existence so you absentmindedly say something like "man I wish the healthcare system wasn't fucked up. I wish I could ride a train to the next city. I wish rent was cheaper" and some absolute weed shows up and says "Oh you're a social chauvinist? You're a liberal? Does baby want his first world treats? You want to use slave labor to build social democratic gentrified urbanism on stolen land? You think we should still have landlords? You're satisfied with begging for scraps?" and it's like man come on

It's funny how online leftism has retained all the vicious polemical misery-inducing cat fights of irl leftism without the expectations of any type of organizing or radical action

I'm not sure if this will come out right but:

Being loved is NOT a reward for being beneficial or useful in any way. You don't become less deserving of being loved if you aren't productive for a day or if you have a bad day and can't get out of bed.

I promise. Being loved has nothing to do with how you "help" the world or those around you.

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

Thats the bitch whos violating the migratory bird treaty act kill her

Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it